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Nhặt trong đám đám lùi nhùi joke mình lưu trong máy 3 năm nay,giờ cũng chả nhớ source:
Why did Chi Pheo go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed
Chi Pheo wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Chi Pheo : “Do you have color TV ?” Salesgirl : “Yes!”
Chi Pheo : “Give me a green one, please ”
Chi Pheo is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes ” Yes”
After taking photocopies of documents, Chi Pheo always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Chi Pheo always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can’t Chi Pheo dial 911?
Because he can’t find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Chi Pheo had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Chi Pheo : “I press the ‘F1’ key for help lah, but it’s been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!”
Chi Pheo with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring – but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear”
“Oh dear !” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But …. what happened to the other ear ?”
Chi Pheo answered : “That stupid dumbo called back!!!!”
Chi Pheo talked to a long-distance telephone operator.
Chi Pheo: “COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei ! AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator: “JUST A MINUTE…”
Chi Pheo : “THANK YOU ” AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite some time, Chi Pheo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. “It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT”, Chi Pheo brags.
“FIVE MONTHS? THAT’S TOO LONG”, the friend exclaims.
“YOU ARE A FOOL.” Chi Pheo replies, “SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN “FOR 4-7 YRS”.
At a bar in New York, the man to Chi Pheo’s left tells the bartender “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE” and his companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE”.
The bartender approaches Chi Pheo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Chi Pheo replies : “Chi Pheo, MARRIED”